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Hillary Clinton Nut Cracker ($16)


Hillary Clinton Nutcracker – $15.99
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You wait until 2016. This thing is going to be big. She can crack cases, barriers, and Nuts like a supreme force. This Hillary Nutcracker is built strong just like the real thing …

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Jetpack 2-Stroke Engine ($100,000)

A real jetpack! It’s  FAA Part 103.2 (Ultralight Regulations) compliant so you should not need a pilots license to fly one in the USA.  It tops out (speed) at 63 mph. Order one here 

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The Martin Jetpack is the world’s …

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Your back whack? Get a BackSac! ($30)

My friend that is a physical therapist invented this. Check it out click me The Back Sac is designed to fill the gap between your low back and a chair, or surface you are sitting on.  It also fills the …

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Look Like Sarah Jessica Parker ($20 Horse Head)

Horse Head Mask – Get at AmazonWe’ve discovered yet another universal truth – a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don’t take our word for it, wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to …

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Public Toilet Survival Kit ($5)

Public Toilet Survival Kit – Get it at Amazon
I have a poop kit that’s more sufficient, but this is just fun. You never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure …

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Unicorn Meat in a Can ($13)

Canned Unicorn Meat at Amazon
Think SPAM, but more magical. No foolin’ – Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. …

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A-Hole Repellent ($8)

ASSHOLE REPELLENT Get it at Amazon
Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. …

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Smart Phone/Tablet Battery Pack ($45)

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Going on a long trip? Well you need this sucker to watch your Netflix. Red battery statuses are shepherded into greener pastures by an 11,000mAh battery that, with its 2.1A USB port, can charge nearly any …

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Freedom Flask (Sneak Booze-$25)

Wow, sneak booze into games and events while making your balls look like you have elephantitis. Freedom Flask is made in the USA and is hands down the best flask money can buy. It’s hidden. It’s comfortable. It’s leak proof. …

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Sriracha Beef Jerky ($15)

We love The Rooster. We love beef jerky. And so do you. Which is why Sriracha Jerky just made sense to us and everyone we asked. How did we make this delicious creation? First, we marinated tender steak strips in real …

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Tow Hitch Stripper Pole ($399)

The Platinum Stage Hitch Pole is the world’s only dancer pole that can be attached to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV. The Hitch Stage has a 3 foot x 3 foot platform that floats approximately 5 feet …

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Jumping Stilts ($258)

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An advanced performance jumping stilt for people who want to take the sport to the next level. PowerStriders are truly unique. They can best be described as spring-loaded jumping boots or jumping stilts; some …

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Flame Thrower ($50)

Well, it’s more of a “Weed” Vapor Torch that connects to your propane tank. Still cool nonetheless. Click it for deets: Propane Vapor Torch Kit
Fully assembled and ready to go, the Flame Engineering 100,000 BTU Weed Dragon garden torch …

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Inflatable Floating Beer Pong Table ($40)

Inflatable Pool Pong Raft with Freezable Ice Cup Racks
Inflatable Pong Raft with Freezable Ice Racks by Splash Cup Pong. Our inflatable pong raft is the perfect game to play in the pool, at the beach, and can even be …

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Motorized Bumper Boat with Cannon ($160)

Give your child his own Bumper Boat, complete with jumbo-sized squirt gun. Cruise the pool going forward, backward, left and right. Bumper Boat is easy to put together, easy to control, but hard to get out of once the fun …

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Epic: Beer, Bourbon, BBQ Festival (Groupon)

Other than being at Atlantic Station this looks straight awesome.

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